So, like, what is this?

“Katie Awkwards” is a blog about my spastic life. It’s also a stupidly accurate name pun.


The posts within are written from the perspective of a snarky 27 year old “artist” using sarcasm and air quotes as a way to cope with the fact that “adulthood” is — spoiler alert — apparently just as much of a myth as the goddamn tooth fairy.

I started this blog because I’m susceptible to peer pressure and am consistently blessed/cursed with bizarre interactions with randos. I also really enjoy writing. And complaining. And making fun of myself.

I’m going to assume if you’re here you dig those things too. But if you don’t want to read stories about accidentally dumping garbage on homeless men in dumpsters, my embarrassingly hot MILF, or why biking in a skirt is always a good time, you might not find my blog so entertaining. Which is OK.

If you’re interested in seeing a more “professional” side of me, feel free to check out my portfolio at It’s where I like to pretend my art degree is useful.

Thanks for wanting to stalk me! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


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